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.i will not bow, i will not break, i will shut the world away.
.i will not fall, i will not fade, i will take your breath away.
Created on 2006-06-23 02:25:19 (#10513163), last updated 2009-10-01
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Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Select my name and press ALT + F4
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Friends will bail you out of jail the next morning, but best friends will be right there beside you in the cell saying "Man, wasn't that party great!"
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
EMO kids have cool hair.
EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami
BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back. You don't determine who has more fun by the color of their hair, orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
The wasting of infinite resources is everyone's business!
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tasty!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes. we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager gals (why won't this site let me show girls), we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
Right now I'm having amnesia and déja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"Everyday I have to add someone to the list of people that piss me off." - Calvin and Hobbes
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I'M HERE TO SAY FUCK EVERYONE.
Fuck gay people that try to shove their homosexual agenda into your mouth. You can do what you want, but don't force others to like it.
Fuck black people that cry "RACIST!" anytime someone disagrees with them or when things don't go their way. Sometimes, you don't get the job because you just suck.
Fuck the immigrants that break into our country illegally and steal jobs from Americans. We need to work and fee our kids, too.
Fuck the education systems that stifle the creativity of the truly gifted. Just because your dreams didn't come true doesn't mean you have to destroy the dreams of others.
Fuck the celebrities and their idiotic political opinions. You're here to entertain, not to lecture.
Fuck the record excecutives that have destroyed every genre of music by commercializing the hell out of it. Music is an art, not a commodity.
Fuck the television excecutives for churning out repetitive bullshit season after season. There are other concepts besides reality.
Fuck the fashion police that tell you what to wear and what not to wear. Who the fuck made you an authority on anything?
Fuck the diet-pushing fitness club assholes that try to charge you for jogging indoors. Who are these jackoffs to tell anyone that they need to lose weight? That is a personal decision, folks.
Fuck the beauty magazines with their skinny bitch cover models that look like chemo patients. Counting your bones in the mirror is not sexy, and most of us like to eat.
Fuck organized religion that manipulates the masses into war. Only a fool would claim to know what any God's will is.
Fuck the critics who bash your work. They only do it because they can't do what you can do and wish they could.
Fuck the elitist coffee-house serving assholes who tell you how your drink shoule be made. We pay you. You work for us. And that entitles us to have a say in what we order without being corrected by a fucking self-important art school dropout.
Fuck these angsty-punk assholes who think they're the shit. If you were not alive from the years 1977- 1992, you have no concept of what the subculture is about. It is now dead and that's final.
Fuck the idiotic sports assholes that get paid millions of dollars to toss a ball around. Average people do it for free on the weekends, and they don't take steroids.
Fuck the dumb rappers that shoot each other up in the streets for no reason. Name-calling is not a good excuse to shoot someone in the head. And frankly, the whole "gangstahh" thing has been commercialized by record companies to just make more sales through sensationalism.
Fuck the tabloids that run after celebrity couples and fuck the morons who actually read these stories. Who gives a shit if two celebrities are dating? If you do, you're a fucking moron.
Fuck the pseudo-intellectual art crowd that define themselves by the number of idiotic foreign films and plays they've seen. All art is useless. Remember that.
Fuck the Recording Industry Association of America, with their musical Nazi ways of suing 13-year-olds for downloading a song off the Internet. People were trading cassette tapes long before the Internet, and I didn't hear anyone complain about that. Besides, before they know it, a clever hacker will soon render their anti-piracy software fucking useless. 12-year-old hackers are usually smarter than software programmers. It's a fact.
Fuck the mindless assholes who walk around all day, oblivious to their own existence. You people piss me off beyond all others.
Fuck the potheads, the drug addicts, and the alcoholics. You're weak-willed and can't deal with reality and have no right to be in it.
Fuck the French. Seriously. These assholes just seem to be a nation of bitter losers that define their existence through their crappy wine and the dreadful comedy stylings of Jerry Louis. They can't play jazz, and haven't been polite to anyone since 1940, when they asked America for help because Germany was kicking their ass. I don't agree with this statement but I'm putting it up anyway. I go to France every other year and have met people who are very nice.
Fuck the anti-American asslicking citizens who complain about how bad the country is. Go live in another country for a few weeks, then come back and tell me how bad America is. These idiots have never left American soil and no grasp of the reality that lies beyond its borders.
Fuck the AIDS epidemic and the facist orginizations that try to make you care about it spreading throughout the world. These researchers surely should know that AIDS is a preventable disease. When the virus mutates and becomes an airborne contagent, then I'll make a donation. Until then, tell these assholes to stop fucking everyone they see. Simple.
Fuck the Healthcare system that rapes your wallet as they let you die of a disease. Who the fuck are to tell anyone that they are not covered for a life-saving operation. Healthcare needs reform NOW.
Fuck these oversensitive cum-catchers that are offended by every little word you say that conflicts with their own opinion. I'm allowed to have an opinion, too. So fuck you and fuck your mother's eye sockets.
Fuck people who can't take a joke. If someone makes a seemingly racist joke encompassing the stereotyping of a certain group of individuals, get over it. Most stereotypes are true and you fucking know it. So stop crying like a little bitch just because a pope, a rabbi, and a black man went into a bar.
Fuck feminists. You're all a big fat manless joke. No one cares about your silly nonsense and no one wants to hear about how you're sexually objectified. How about protesting the female "actresses" that suck cock for cash in films, or does pornography fall under "Girl Power" these days? Get your priorities straight, you assholes.
Fuck lawyers. These are the assholes that sue teachers for failing a dumb kid in school. They sue families for having Jesus on their lawn during Christmas. They defend the bank robber who slipped on ice outside the bank as he tried to get away and award him 10,000,000 for breaking his leg on their property. They sue cops for shooting drug dealers, who have killed hundreds of people with their poison. They use technicalities to free the criminals and punish the innocent, all for the chance to earn some cash and get their hideous faces on television. Fuck them up the ass with a giant gavel.
I think that's enough for now. You're all probably zoning out, with your short fucking attention spans. If you didn't get all that, listen to it again. It's important.
- Fuck Everyone, Foamy the Squirrel, created by Jonathan Ian Mathers
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2. I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3. I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4. I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick.
5. I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6. I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7. I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms".
8. I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good moneymaking strategy.
9. I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month".
10. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
11. I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.
12. I am not to refer to the Summoning Charm as "The Force".
13. I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work".
14. I will not give you my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin House mascot.
15. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16. I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18. I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day".
19. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20. It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21. I will not say the phrase, "get a life" to Voldemort.
22. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23. I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24. I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full".
25. I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
26. It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27. I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28. I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's".
29. "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30. I will not go to class sky clad.
31. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
32. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34. I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as body lotion.
35. I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends".
36. I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends".
37. I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
38. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
39. I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
40. Tricking a school house elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!".
41. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
42. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43. I will not lick Trevor.
44. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey".
45. I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46. It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
47. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, “Ni” from various directions.
48. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
49. "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
51. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
52. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dust buster on Harry’s lips to get him to do whatever I want.
53. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
54. “Draco Malfoy Takes It Up the Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
55. I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
56. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination does not count as extra credit.
57. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.
58. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result could be.
59. No matter how good an Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
60. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
61. I will not put books of Muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
62. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
63. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
64. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
65. I will not sing Darth Vader’s theme when Snape walks into the room.
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If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.
If people have said to you that Rent is just about 'Gay people with AIDS that sing', kick them & copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you want to annoy someone just for the heck of it, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, myentireteamsucks, inkblot_hearts
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
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Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Select my name and press ALT + F4
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Friends will bail you out of jail the next morning, but best friends will be right there beside you in the cell saying "Man, wasn't that party great!"
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
EMO kids have cool hair.
EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami
BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back. You don't determine who has more fun by the color of their hair, orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
The wasting of infinite resources is everyone's business!
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You're intoxicated by my very presence
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tasty!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes. we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager gals (why won't this site let me show girls), we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
Right now I'm having amnesia and déja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
"Everyday I have to add someone to the list of people that piss me off." - Calvin and Hobbes
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I'M HERE TO SAY FUCK EVERYONE.
Fuck gay people that try to shove their homosexual agenda into your mouth. You can do what you want, but don't force others to like it.
Fuck black people that cry "RACIST!" anytime someone disagrees with them or when things don't go their way. Sometimes, you don't get the job because you just suck.
Fuck the immigrants that break into our country illegally and steal jobs from Americans. We need to work and fee our kids, too.
Fuck the education systems that stifle the creativity of the truly gifted. Just because your dreams didn't come true doesn't mean you have to destroy the dreams of others.
Fuck the celebrities and their idiotic political opinions. You're here to entertain, not to lecture.
Fuck the record excecutives that have destroyed every genre of music by commercializing the hell out of it. Music is an art, not a commodity.
Fuck the television excecutives for churning out repetitive bullshit season after season. There are other concepts besides reality.
Fuck the fashion police that tell you what to wear and what not to wear. Who the fuck made you an authority on anything?
Fuck the diet-pushing fitness club assholes that try to charge you for jogging indoors. Who are these jackoffs to tell anyone that they need to lose weight? That is a personal decision, folks.
Fuck the beauty magazines with their skinny bitch cover models that look like chemo patients. Counting your bones in the mirror is not sexy, and most of us like to eat.
Fuck organized religion that manipulates the masses into war. Only a fool would claim to know what any God's will is.
Fuck the critics who bash your work. They only do it because they can't do what you can do and wish they could.
Fuck the elitist coffee-house serving assholes who tell you how your drink shoule be made. We pay you. You work for us. And that entitles us to have a say in what we order without being corrected by a fucking self-important art school dropout.
Fuck these angsty-punk assholes who think they're the shit. If you were not alive from the years 1977- 1992, you have no concept of what the subculture is about. It is now dead and that's final.
Fuck the idiotic sports assholes that get paid millions of dollars to toss a ball around. Average people do it for free on the weekends, and they don't take steroids.
Fuck the dumb rappers that shoot each other up in the streets for no reason. Name-calling is not a good excuse to shoot someone in the head. And frankly, the whole "gangstahh" thing has been commercialized by record companies to just make more sales through sensationalism.
Fuck the tabloids that run after celebrity couples and fuck the morons who actually read these stories. Who gives a shit if two celebrities are dating? If you do, you're a fucking moron.
Fuck the pseudo-intellectual art crowd that define themselves by the number of idiotic foreign films and plays they've seen. All art is useless. Remember that.
Fuck the Recording Industry Association of America, with their musical Nazi ways of suing 13-year-olds for downloading a song off the Internet. People were trading cassette tapes long before the Internet, and I didn't hear anyone complain about that. Besides, before they know it, a clever hacker will soon render their anti-piracy software fucking useless. 12-year-old hackers are usually smarter than software programmers. It's a fact.
Fuck the mindless assholes who walk around all day, oblivious to their own existence. You people piss me off beyond all others.
Fuck the potheads, the drug addicts, and the alcoholics. You're weak-willed and can't deal with reality and have no right to be in it.
Fuck the French. Seriously. These assholes just seem to be a nation of bitter losers that define their existence through their crappy wine and the dreadful comedy stylings of Jerry Louis. They can't play jazz, and haven't been polite to anyone since 1940, when they asked America for help because Germany was kicking their ass. I don't agree with this statement but I'm putting it up anyway. I go to France every other year and have met people who are very nice.
Fuck the anti-American asslicking citizens who complain about how bad the country is. Go live in another country for a few weeks, then come back and tell me how bad America is. These idiots have never left American soil and no grasp of the reality that lies beyond its borders.
Fuck the AIDS epidemic and the facist orginizations that try to make you care about it spreading throughout the world. These researchers surely should know that AIDS is a preventable disease. When the virus mutates and becomes an airborne contagent, then I'll make a donation. Until then, tell these assholes to stop fucking everyone they see. Simple.
Fuck the Healthcare system that rapes your wallet as they let you die of a disease. Who the fuck are to tell anyone that they are not covered for a life-saving operation. Healthcare needs reform NOW.
Fuck these oversensitive cum-catchers that are offended by every little word you say that conflicts with their own opinion. I'm allowed to have an opinion, too. So fuck you and fuck your mother's eye sockets.
Fuck people who can't take a joke. If someone makes a seemingly racist joke encompassing the stereotyping of a certain group of individuals, get over it. Most stereotypes are true and you fucking know it. So stop crying like a little bitch just because a pope, a rabbi, and a black man went into a bar.
Fuck feminists. You're all a big fat manless joke. No one cares about your silly nonsense and no one wants to hear about how you're sexually objectified. How about protesting the female "actresses" that suck cock for cash in films, or does pornography fall under "Girl Power" these days? Get your priorities straight, you assholes.
Fuck lawyers. These are the assholes that sue teachers for failing a dumb kid in school. They sue families for having Jesus on their lawn during Christmas. They defend the bank robber who slipped on ice outside the bank as he tried to get away and award him 10,000,000 for breaking his leg on their property. They sue cops for shooting drug dealers, who have killed hundreds of people with their poison. They use technicalities to free the criminals and punish the innocent, all for the chance to earn some cash and get their hideous faces on television. Fuck them up the ass with a giant gavel.
I think that's enough for now. You're all probably zoning out, with your short fucking attention spans. If you didn't get all that, listen to it again. It's important.
- Fuck Everyone, Foamy the Squirrel, created by Jonathan Ian Mathers
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2. I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3. I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4. I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick.
5. I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6. I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7. I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms".
8. I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good moneymaking strategy.
9. I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month".
10. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
11. I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.
12. I am not to refer to the Summoning Charm as "The Force".
13. I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work".
14. I will not give you my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin House mascot.
15. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16. I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18. I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day".
19. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20. It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21. I will not say the phrase, "get a life" to Voldemort.
22. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23. I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24. I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full".
25. I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
26. It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27. I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28. I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's".
29. "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30. I will not go to class sky clad.
31. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
32. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34. I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as body lotion.
35. I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends".
36. I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends".
37. I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
38. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
39. I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
40. Tricking a school house elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!".
41. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
42. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43. I will not lick Trevor.
44. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey".
45. I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46. It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
47. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, “Ni” from various directions.
48. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
49. "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
51. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
52. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dust buster on Harry’s lips to get him to do whatever I want.
53. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
54. “Draco Malfoy Takes It Up the Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
55. I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
56. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination does not count as extra credit.
57. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.
58. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result could be.
59. No matter how good an Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
60. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
61. I will not put books of Muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
62. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
63. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
64. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
65. I will not sing Darth Vader’s theme when Snape walks into the room.
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